Speaking of raw sewage leaks ...

Apparently Tricky Dickey wasn't available for comment.

10,000 gallons of raw sewage leak into Slate Run Creek

FLOYD COUNTY — An estimated 10,000 gallons of raw sewage has discharged into Slate Run Creek, according to Floyd County Emergency Management officials.

Director of New Albany Wastewater Department Rob Sartell reported the incident to the Indiana Department of Environment Management around 2 p.m. Thursday, according to a news release. The discharge was the result of a broken force main behind Kahl's Body Shop on Mount Tabor Road in New Albany ...

Speaking of curbside pandering pulpits ...

... I'm sorry I missed the Democratic Party strategy session.

Floyd County Democrats said to be itching for another bout ...

 ... just as soon as they awaken from the last one.

By the way, in case you didn't know, I recently stepped up one rung on the benighted level of local social media achievement by way of being awarded with my first parody Twitter account. Judging from the following tweets last night, my anonymous parodist (wait, could it be? Naw, probably not HER) has yet to learn that without parody, there is no parody.

Hell, I could have written THAT ... and probably did.