C.R.E.A.M. y'all: Slick Jeffie releases cookout menu for Saturday, September 7 love fest.

I get the whole Wu Tang thing, but Eric Cantona?

Maybe he's taking a parks department job.

Follow the change order money, 'cuz Deaf Gahan needs the Reisz Mahal finished before the anticipated re-enthronement.

No follow-ups from the News and Tribune. No digging. Just boilerplate, ma'am -- and if we record the lies exactly as they were told to us, our job is finished.

"It was in such poor shape; they told us it was going to fall down if we didn't do something," New Albany city attorney Shane Gibson said of the Reisz building. "This is really going to be nice."

Nice. Very nice.

Like the grand total of between $12 and $15 million in nice taxpayer funds to alleviate David Barksdale's supposed "inhumane" working conditions in the current City-County Building ... but mostly because an imperial mayor requires a suitably imperial palace from which to govern, correct?

Need I contrast the extravagance required by local governing elites with the homeless camp recently demolished on orders of the very same mayor?

That's okay, progressives, I know; cognitive dissonance is growing. Trace it to its source and you'll find one of your own.

#FireGahan2019

Crews ready to 'hit the ground running' on Reisz building renovation, by Chris Morris (The Tom May Daily Sermonette)

NEW ALBANY — It still doesn't look like much. An old building, with no windows and a front wall that has to be supported by large beams. Hard to imagine anything happening to this structure other than being bulldozed.

But plenty has been going on at the old Reisz Furniture building since last October.

In which Team Gahan takes a roadtrip to Paradise.

THE END ... well, it can be the end of New Albany's swampy clique if you cast your ballot for David White for Mayor.

#FireGahan2019
#DrainTheSwamp
#FlushTheClique

Post YOUR #GahanShoppingCart photos. Here are two to get things started.

I'm not recommending you shop at Kroger, but if you do, find a cart with Mayor Monetizer's mug on it, pick a clever item or two and show us the results.

E-mail or message me, or post in the comments at Facebook: NA Confidential, and use the hashtag #GahanShoppingCart

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Budget hearing cue ball personality cult revelation: It's the Redevelopment Commission paying to put Jeff Gahan's face on shopping carts. (September 1, 2017)

At least that's what the highest paid attorney in city government said during recent city council budget hearings.

Mr. Phipps asked if the ads on the shopping carts would come out of that.

Mr. Gibson stated he thinks that comes out of redevelopment because it is with the parks aspect.

Did Shane mean aspect -- or aspic?

What a relief to know that taxpayers are footing the bill to place Jeff Gahan's mug on every inanimate object with or without wheels. I foolishly thought perhaps the mayor would be paying for re-election campaign ads from his campaign war chest. I have so much to learn.

Thanks, Mr. Joshua. The mayor will let you know when he needs a tithe from the New Albany Housing Authority.

Previously:

Scraping rock bottom: Jeff Gahan brings his cult of personality to Kroger shopping carts. But who paid for these political ads?

ON THE AVENUES: Take this cult of personality and shove it (2017 remix).