Friday, January 29, 2016

The platypus is our new official city mammal, and will begin donating eggs to the mayor's State Senate campaign immediately.

No, it's NOT a seal. It's a platypus.

"The unusual appearance of this egg-laying, duck-billed, beaver-tailed, otter-footed mammal baffled European naturalists when they first encountered it, with some considering it an elaborate hoax."
-- Wikipedia

The Green Mouse has learned that the Great Snow Schlong of 2016 wasn't a member at all.

I was trying to make Perry the Platypus. What pervert thought it was something else and ruined my art????

These guys, that's who. We've identified them as the mayor's crack Public Art Deportment Department.

Bicentennial Park Snow Schlong: Or, when City Hall stamped out public art (literally).

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