Showing posts with label impenetrable satire. Show all posts
Showing posts with label impenetrable satire. Show all posts
Wednesday, December 02, 2020

ON THE AVENUES: PourGate (the Great Beer Pour War of 2013): "Kneel and Kiss My Ring, You Degraded Alcoholic."

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Last evening (1 December 2020) two of three Floyd County Commissioners declined to certify another four-year term for Dr. Thomas Harris as...
Tuesday, November 05, 2019

These last two Gahan campaign mailers are ridiculous.

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Free furnaces? Airbag bullying? Just two more outrageous Gahan mailers, one a promise and the other a threat, and ... What was that?...
Saturday, October 05, 2019

Gahan inks emergency decree establishing local Democratic Party's parade float as nation's first mobile TIF area.

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Tuesday, August 27, 2019

Gahan eats a Danish, installs campaign finance-themed pedestrian crossing signals.

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The Green Mouse received a link from a friend:  Danish city installs Viking-themed pedestrian crossing signals  (text below). What happened...
Friday, July 26, 2019

BREAKING: Mayor Jeff Gahan finally relents to a debate utilizing this perfectly understandable format.

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See what happens when I let it build up for two months? Just when I thought I was out ... well, I am out , but for the sake of satire and...
Wednesday, July 24, 2019

ASK MAYOR GAHAN: "My Boyfriend Sounds Like An Injured Hyena During Sex. Think I Can Turn a Quick Buck Off This?"

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In an effort to show fairness and give equal time to the incumbent, NA Confidential is proud to present "ASK MAYOR GAHAN," an a...
Thursday, July 18, 2019

Deaf Gahan vows to save Woodstock 50: "We'll TIF that bad boy right into Bicentennial Park."

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In a hurried pajama-clad press conference adjacent to Mark Seabrook's house, Gahan vowed to raze public housing over the weekend if e...
Friday, July 12, 2019

Here's our new weekly advice column: ASK MAYOR GAHAN.

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In an effort to show fairness and give equal time to the incumbent, NA Confidential is proud to present "ASK MAYOR GAHAN," an ...
Friday, May 31, 2019

NA Confidential's inaugural Pillage Awards are coming soon to a vacant lot near you.

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There are so many vacant lots to choose from. Anyway, here are the categories. --- Pillage Depreciation Award The Pillage Depreciat...
Friday, May 10, 2019

Shades of Jimmy Hoffa as Deaf Gahan hastily buries slaughtered Floyd County Election Board's political signage stipulations beneath Market Street mess.

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Does Gahan invoice HWC Engineering or is it the other way around?
Friday, May 03, 2019

Is there anything He can't do? Deaf Gahan patents new concrete mix for municipal use.

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You may recall "Rearden Metal" from Ayn Rand's well-nigh unreadable novel Atlas Shrugged . In Philadelphia , Hank Rea...
Wednesday, May 01, 2019

In which Team Gahan takes a roadtrip to Paradise.

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THE END ... well, it can be the end of New Albany's swampy clique if you cast your ballot for David White for Mayor. #FireGahan20...
Monday, March 18, 2019

Merchant Meeting tomorrow morning (Tuesday, March 19) at Mariposa Consignments.

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Mayor Jeff M. Gahan presents your monthly "Downtown from the Top Down" fait accompli tomorrow morning at 8:30 a.m. By the way,...
Thursday, March 07, 2019

FLASHBACK: The ED and the BC chart the arc of the sun as it climbs the New Gahanian sky.

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It was March 25, 2016. David Duggins had not yet departed the comfortable confines of HWC Engineering Presents: The New Albany Redevelopm...
Sunday, February 03, 2019

Shocking video depicts the collapse of mutant Gahanism.

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Look, I always told you it was a facade. Join us for the full length feature film on Tuesday, November 5.
Wednesday, December 26, 2018

Satire alert: Trump tells Gahan, "I can fix your Riverview Tower problem."

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With apologies to the President.
Sunday, December 09, 2018

Lien this way, because it's a Mansion on Main pop quiz -- and we're leaning toward this autographed 12-pack of Bud Light Lime Mango-Rita as first prize.

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That's right, folks; 12 delicious cans of Bud Light Lime Mango-Rita, recently chosen as the OFFICIAL BEVERAGE OF NEW ALBANY TIF ZONES...
Friday, December 07, 2018

One festive afternoon at HWC Engineering's holiday open house.

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Lieber Führer visits NAHA, Eiffel Tower: "We're from the government and we're here to help ... ourselves."

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Those words in the header are more terrifying than the Gauleiter's sweater, but when you're pulling down the big money, the sty...
Monday, November 19, 2018

In which the camo-clad mayor goes black bear hunting.

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Possiblity of rare  mayoral black bear sighting in Floyd County  
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