BREAKING: Mayor Jeff Gahan finally relents to a debate utilizing this perfectly understandable format.

See what happens when I let it build up for two months?

Just when I thought I was out ... well, I am out, but for the sake of satire and the sheer rarity of local truth-telling, it's okay to be pulled back in again, every now and then.

Like I said the other say: Socialists for Seabrook.

The Jeff Gahan Money Machine, Part 20: Buying and selling a city? Our master list of 59 Gahan wheel-greasers is a pornographic potpourri of pay-to-play.

Gahan's first quarter CFA-4 has been filed, and it's another massive, quivering edifice of pay-to-play cash.