It's a lovely paving stone, but I think Bob Caesar's pulling my leg.

The only problem is that Caesar mailed my gift COD.

Maybe if I stage a ribbon-cutting ...

Rave reviews by the book's own designer

Buy this duckbilled platypus tea infuser now, before City Hall anchors it to the mud flats.

Many thanks to regular reader B for this great gift suggestion. Now all we need is a way to get Kool-Aid into tea bags, and we're set. Aldous Huxley would be so very proud of New Albany.

Psst ... are they finished yet?

VivaBoo tea infuser

The duck-billed, beaver-tailed, otter-footed platypus is a unique and rare animal inhabiting eastern Australia. Fill our platypus-shaped VivaBoo tea Infuser’s belly with a loose tea of your choice and put it in a cup of hot water. The tea infuses through VivaBoo’s body. Whether it’s a mug or a tumbler, VivaBoo hangs conveniently inside your cup by its bill. Cute and fun, catch VivaBoo peeking curiously from your cup!