BREATHLESS BREAKING NEWS ... (dog bites man) ... (331 days since New Albany had a beat reporter).

Bill's excellent new word:

in·ane

iˈnān

adjective

silly; stupid ... "don't constantly badger people with inane questions"

synonyms: silly, foolish, stupid, fatuous, idiotic, ridiculous, ludicrous, absurd, senseless, asinine, frivolous, vapid