Today's Tribune column: "Doctor, it hurts when you do that."

Well, then -- don't do that.

BAYLOR: Doctor, it hurts when you do that

“My doctor is opposed to health care reform?”

“Oh, yes, very much so. Other doctors play golf or invest in the market for recreation, but Dr. Oakengruber would rather protest against the liberal elites who are not representing the American people as the Founders intended.”