My favorite part is when the economic development director brings in the wheelbarrow of Flaherty & Collins incentives.

Alice Cooper's song "Elected", from 1972.

To be truly authentic, we'd have to substitute Bud Light Lime for the standard Budweiser the rocker was famous for drinking before he sobered up.

And, lest we forget, Steve LaDuke has met the former Vincent Damon Furnier ...

... at a celebrity golf tournament in Indianapolis in the summer of 2006.

Bullseye remains affixed to county government in NAFC parks funding fiasco. Anyone got a hankie?

Word.

“The county can stand up there and say ‘we’re the friends of the parks, we’re the supporters of the parks,’ but had the county honored the agreement they had originally, we wouldn’t be where we are today,” (Steve Laduke) said.

From: Parks still a sore spot for New Albany, Floyd County; Closing Community Park has been discussed, by Daniel Suddeath (N and T)

60 minutes: Tee time in due time.

It didn't come from Gordy Gant, and it didn't come from Even Deeper Throat, but here it is, anyway.

A reliable source tells NAC that Steve LaDuke now has an extra hour each month to devote to dining, drinking and golf after being told by the mayor that he is out as a member of the Building Commission, with a replacement to be announced shortly.

LaDuke apparently has no objections to the shuffle. Did we mention that enjoyable extra hour?

The only part we can't verify is which mayor made the call.