New Albany's own Josh Dallas on the Rachael Ray Show.

I'm holding out hope that Josh soon will profit immeasurably from matinee idol status and simply buy the city. New Albany or Storybrooke?

Rachael Duels with Once Upon a Time's Josh Dallas

Or, for that matter, Houndmouthville has a certain ring.

Houndmouth & Houndmouth at Iroquois Amphitheater this Friday night