Please, make it stop. I'm laughing so hard ...

... my sides hurt.

GOP officials: Craig to resign Saturday (Associated Press)

Idaho Republican Sen. Larry Craig will resign from the Senate amid a furor over his arrest and guilty plea in a police sex sting in an airport men's room, Republican officials said Friday.

Each time we reference stories like these, my conservative friends across the aisle are quick to note that such foibles aren't restricted to Republicans.

That's true. But when it comes to warfare against their own natures, and the hypocrisy it engenders,"social agenda" Republicans plumb the depths of self-abnegation more efficiently than most.