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This meeting of the minds between Willian F. Buckley and Groucho Marx is awkward in places, which brings to mind an anecdote about the great Hollywood celebrity tennis match of 1937, which featured both Groucho and Charlie Chaplin.
As described in The Marx Brothers in a Nutshell (1982), match day found Groucho in his usual mood to avoid taking any sport seriously, including tennis. This irreverence wasn't to the liking of Chaplin, who nonetheless played along when Groucho produced a picnic basket and served lunch.
Thirty years later on Firing Line, Groucho is in similarly obstructionist fettle. Undoubtedly there is mutual respect between host and guest, and the comedian is serious at intervals, but he frequently deploys his legendary wit to remain safely detached.
It's an interesting conversation between two intelligent people. Is this still possible?
On July 7, 1967, Groucho Marx appeared as a guest on William F. Buckley’s current affairs show Firing Line to debate the topic “Is the World Funny?” Firing Line had been in existence only for about a year at that point, broadcasting on WOR channel 9 in New York City; four years later, the show would move to PBS.
Groucho was there to promote his new book The Groucho Letters: Letters From and To Groucho Marx, in which he reproduced selected correspondence with figures like Jerry Lewis, Irving Berlin, E.B. White, Peter Lorre, Edward R. Murrow, David Susskind, Booth Tarkington, Harry Truman, and James Thurber.
This segment was aired almost 50 years ago at the apex of the Woodstock generation's seeming rejection of tradition (but they're voting for Trump now, aren't they?), and viewing the footage now, one is afforded an entertaining glimpse into a long departed era in America.
Groucho was just a bit south of 80 years old at the time this was filmed. Chico and Harpo were dead, though it had been only 12 years since they made a final brief television appearance together. Watch as Dick Cavett plays straight man and stays out of Groucho's way, a forgotten subtlety now.
Groucho's seemingly effortless conversational wit is something I've aspired to ever since watching the old Marx Brothers movies on late night television as a youngster. Amid crippling shyness, possessing a tongue perpetually tied, Groucho was a beacon of what might be. It's a goal forever out of reach, but one that provided bountiful enjoyment along the way -- and every now and then behind the bar, I was so very close.
Between Christmas and New Year's, we watched Marx Brothers films on five consecutive evenings, thanks to a Christmas gift to ourselves of a DVD box set.
(1925 -- my father was born)
1929 ... The Cocoanuts
1930 ... Animal Crackers
1931 ... Monkey Business (1932 -- my mother was born)
1932 ... Horse Feathers
1933 ... Duck Soup (1960 -- I was born) Some years back we purchased a set of DVDs documenting the back side of the act's career, from A Night at the Opera through The Big Store, to their quasi-finale in A Night in Casablanca. The quality of this compilation is very good, but this latter period is a time of diminishing comedic and artistic returns, and I grew tired of waiting for the "first five" films to be re-released in modern and tidied formats.
But they're watchable, if not gussied up. Consequently, with the exception of Duck Soup, it was the first time I'd seen the first four Marx Brothers in their entirety since ... when? The 1970s, or early 1980s at the most recent? Probably. Clips and excerpts, yes, though not entire films.
Follow the link to read about these movies, and an arc of achievement that surely peaks with Duck Soup. The Marx Brothers were considered vintage and archaic by the time I first started viewing these films during late night local television marathons, but importantly, the content was no less anarchic, and was a huge influence on me.
Groucho was, and remains, my main man. As one who seemingly found it impossible to overcome crippling shyness and speak aloud, I found Groucho's glib and articulate abrasiveness a godsend, and something to try to emulate (with varying degrees of success).
Throughout the Great Depression, the comedians known as Groucho, Harpo, and Chico (ably supported by youngest brother Zeppo) were welcome explosions of insanity in a brutally sane world. Now after 75 years they can still lift us out of our own depressions, great or otherwise.
Words such as zany, madcap, and gonzo seem made exclusively for Marx Brothers movies. When it comes to their first five, and best, films — collected within this six-disc DVD set — we can also add irreverent, subversive, anti-authoritarian, and damn near surreal. (Salvador Dali was a Marx Brothers fan, with a special affection for mute Harpo, who existed on a plane all his own like a crazed angel.) Their fast and lunatic humor ran the gamut from lowbrow slapstick and punning to sophisticated verbal and visual horseplay. The restrictions and protocols of what the rest of us call consensus reality were at best guidelines that the Marxes shredded to confetti whenever it suited them. They gave bullies and tyrants the what-for, always coming out on top. They deflated pretensions and popped the buttons off stuffed shirts. They could say and do things that we silently wished we could get away with. Groucho's withering one-liners reduced any pompous son of a bitch to ashes. The pinkies-out wits of the Algonquin Round Table embraced them as their own. So did the average joes in Hoboken and Kansas City, who identified with the "immigrant" humor or the relentless mockery of authority figures and social propriety.
There probably isn't much capable of being added here that hasn't already been written, and with palpable intensity, within the comments for the News and Tribune's guest column by school board member DJ Hines. In retrospect, Hines' carefully orchestrated apologia for a move few people knew was coming until it had already concluded would have drawn more favorable responses if he had proposed mandatory nude atheism for the school board, rather than a pay raise for the school superintendent, which by any available barometer runs counter to the prevailing themes of the local zeitgeist.
The New Albany-Floyd County school board faced down standing-room-only opposition and approved an immediate 20 percent raise for Superintendent Bruce Hibbard during the board’s regular meeting Monday night.
In a 5-2 vote, the board boosted Hibbard’s annual base pay by $28,500 to $170,500 and extended his contract by two years through the 2014-2015 school year. The pact also includes a $10,000 bonus for the current school year to be paid on July 1.
Hibbard’s new annual compensation package is $189,400, including previous deferred compensation of $12,000 and monthly stipends of $500 for a vehicle and $75 for a cellphone.
Board members Rebecca Gardenour and Lee Cotner voted against the raise, citing a continuing budget crunch in the district. “According to our financial officers, we still need to make at least $2.8 million in cuts,” Gardenour said.
“So the bottom line is we cannot afford to give our superintendent a raise at this time,” she said to a hearty round of applause from a board room packed with hundreds of people.
Cotner called Hibbard “an incredible talent” who has improved academic performance in the schools. “However there’s an economic reality … that is we’re spending more money than we’re taking in,” Cotner said. “In that environment I can’t support a pay raise at this time.”
Hibbard has presided over the closing of four elementary schools, the laying off of dozens of teachers, the elimination of certified teachers in elementary art, music and physical education classes, the outsourcing of custodial work and the reduction of benefits for classroom aides, all in an effort to close a yawning deficit.
I may have to begin wearing disguises to city council meetings. The one at left is a classic, if for no other reason than the fact that Groucho Marx remains a personal hero of long standing.
As a time filler, here's a slightly ribald anecdote from Groucho, who was "recounting a War Bonds tour in his Carnegie Hall appearance" (6 May 1972; attributed by Wikipedia):
I did a bond tour during the Second World War ... We were raising money, and we played Boston and Philadelphia and most of the big cities. And we got to Minneapolis. There wasn't any big theater to play there, so we did our show in a railroad station. Then I told the audience, that I knew a girl in Minneapolis. She was also known in St.Paul, she used to come over to visit me. She was known as "The Tail Of Two Cities." I didn't sell any more bonds, but eh ... they didn't allow me to appear anymore.
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