Stolen flags, vandalism, white supremacists, but "it’s a mistake to imply that we have the same type of issues other communities may be experiencing."

I hate to see it, make no mistake. The mistake comes in thinking this underachieving burg is in any way superior to its surroundings. We're all on the same plane here in the good 'ol USA, aren't we?

And the plaque engravers and sign makers shall be fruitfully blessed.

Now all we need is a concert series. Anyone play the kazoo -- even better, the comb?