Seabrook, Clere retain Matthews: “The GOP needs someone to empty the trash and fetch some Hing Wang.”

The "local" chain newspaper reports that Dave Matthews has been re-elected chairman of the Floyd County Republican Party, ensuring another four years of valet service to the ones who actually call the shots.

NAC fully endorses the GOP's decision, seeing as Matthews is so damned entertaining, and always knows just when to top off Mark's drink.