Collected campaign ditties of Steve Price, Volume 1.

With apologies to song writer Mort Dixon.

I’m looking over a four-hole crapper
That I overlooked before
1st hole’s for 2-A, the other for B
Third is the couch, ‘cuz nobody sleeps free
No need explaining, the hole remaining’s
For the renter that I adore – ME!

I’m looking over a four-hole crapper
That I overlooked before