Today's Tribune column: "Teetotalers, ward heelers and us."

After all, it's noon somewhere ... except when Councilman Cappuccino forgets to wind his Bazooka Joe wristwatch.

BAYLOR: Teetotalers, ward heelers and us

Hallelujah! After long decades of discrimination, a resident of New Albany finally will be able to enjoy a perfectly legal glass of beer — whether standing at the bar, seated in a restaurant, or reclining on the floor of his parlor.