We've heard about CM Price's recent bout of Mayberry-envy, which included a reference to today's police being too harsh on those unfortunates nabbed for public intoxication, but in the composite photo above, what is Otis saying in response?Submit your entries as a comment. The senior editor chooses the winner, and the grand prize is a Progressive Pint at the Bank Street Brewhouse.
But Steve told me to get a big ol' dog. There's criminals around here.
ReplyDeleteWe have an early leader.
ReplyDeleteIn Birdseye, we don't put our drunks into the system. We fine 'em and send 'em home!
ReplyDeleteI shed, call Erika.(hiccup)Call Stevie.(belch) You tells them to bring the penny jjaarr.
ReplyDeleteLook what all those nickels and dimes can buy ya! Much better than a bike lane.
ReplyDelete" YOU'RE BURNING THE BBQ'd Bologna!! Let go of me Crabtree!!"
ReplyDeleteSheesh, who know going over Mr. Coffey's speaking time limit in council chambers would be so well enforced?
ReplyDeleteSo there are potty police. Well, this is my pet, Sewer. He's a cash cow.
ReplyDeleteCash cow ... cracks me up.
ReplyDelete"You don't rough 'em up like this at Baylor's place. Selective enforcement!"
ReplyDeleteand if we're allowed two entries:
ReplyDelete"I'll show you one man one vote!"
I was jes helpin' him with his absentee ballot! They won't allow him in the pollin' place!
ReplyDeleteOne Elector, two Elector, three Elector four. Five Elector, six Elector, 7 Elector more.
ReplyDeleteRegina got robbed.
ReplyDeleteCan't resist, even though I know I should.
ReplyDelete"Is that your nightstick or are you just glad to see me?"
"Andy I don't have time for your Bull, councilman Price says there is Karaoke at the Bank Street Brewhouse"
ReplyDeleteI think I just got bit by a copperhead snake!
ReplyDelete"White Castle's runnin' low on beef, Andy! Gotta get down there quick before they starts laying off little people. The council just finished an emergency meeting, used the last EDIT funds for this here animal. This is the council’s economic development bull!”
ReplyDeleteGive me back my LEO!
ReplyDeleteDNA is sponsoring their first annual Running of the Bulls and it’s B.Y.O.Bull.
ReplyDelete"It didn't say in Leo that Indiana folks only fancy heffers..."
ReplyDeleteThat's Leonard to you, young man.
ReplyDeleteBarn...don't lock 'im up. Instead of hirin' Goober we'll have to build a new jail.
ReplyDelete"Mr. Price says I can trade in this cow for some nickels and dimes and a handful of magic beans"
ReplyDeleteI vote for Matt's magic beans.
ReplyDeleteAfter me and moo had a few at Hugh’E’s (hiccup), he told me he was a professor, and (hiccup) his arguments sounded as good as any other professor (hiccup) in town ...
ReplyDeleteBut Andy, if you confiscate the argument making machine, the whole town will fall apart.
ReplyDeleteWas a winner ever declared?
ReplyDeleteNo. I've been busy, but I've selected my top three and will submit it to a vote on Thursday.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the reminder.