Wednesday, May 16, 2012

ORBP tolling resolution: Contact your city councilperson, please.

I seldom do this, but let's try something different. As reported here (with a link to the original News and Tribune article), New Albany's city council will be considering a non-binding resolution at its Thursday evening meeting.

Below are the council members and their contact information. It would be a good time for blog readers to contact your councilpersons and express support for the resolution. Here are three bullet points why, although other reasons apply:


  • Adverse economic impact on those least able to afford it.
  • Adverse economic impact on independent small business, threatening the one sector arguably responsible for NA's recent turn-around.
  • "Negative impact on traffic flow" in New Albany, something far less considered, but perhaps more important for New Albany's future than anything else. 


From Daniel Suddeath's newspaper piece:

The resolution differs from the Jeffersonville measure in that it suggests that if the bridges project is approved with tolling, that sound barriers be installed along Interstate 64 and I-265 in New Albany.

The reason being is that the Sherman Minton Bridge is unlikely to be tolled for at least the initial phase of the project, which includes the addition of the downtown and east-end bridges as well as the reconfiguration of Spaghetti Junction, (John) Gonder said. Thus, more traffic would likely be diverted on the Indiana side to New Albany as motorists would look to avoid tolls required to cross the Ohio River in Clark County, he continued.

Such a pattern would have a “negative impact on traffic flow throughout the city,” Gonder said. He added the sound barriers would be needed to restrict noise pollution in the city due to the additional traffic.

This final consideration is the one I've been emphasizing when contacting councilpersons, while concurrently urging that irrespective of what happens with the Ohio River Bridges Project, it is imperative for New Albany to take back the city's streets now, with a plan for two-way traffic, traffic calming and "complete streets", before our avenues become a de facto grid of on-ramps for pass-through traffic. It's hard to imagine a more worthy program of work for the Bicentennial.

Please consider a phone call or e-mail to your representatives.

City Council

At-Large - Shirley Baird
3202 Plaza Drive Apt. 99
(812) 725-7527, sbaird@cityofnewalbany.com
At-Large - John Gonder
602 Captain Frank Rd.
(812) 944-3121, jgonder@cityofnewalbany.com
At-Large - Kevin Zurschmiede (Current Vice-President)
1636 Slate Run Road
(812) 945-7827, kzurschmiede@cityofnewalbany.com
1st District - Dan Coffey
425 West Seventh Street
(812) 949-1262, dcoffey@cityofnewalbany.com
2nd District - Robert Caesar
614 Camp Ave.
(812) 945-8744, rcaesar@cityofnewalbany.com
3rd District - Greg Phipps
1105 E Spring Street
(812) 949-8317, gphipps@cityofnewalbany.com
4th District - Patrick McLaughlin
1739 Florence Ave.
(812) 949-9140, pmclaughlin@cityofnewalbany.com
5th District - Diane Benedetti (Current President)
1343 Slate Run Rd
(812) 945-6240, dbenedetti@cityofnewalbany.com
6th District - Scott Blair
3925 Rainbow Drive
(812) 697-0128, sblair@cityofnewalbany.com

Let's hope our council's resident myopics do not deter Thursday's tolling resolution.


Perhaps all those years NOT spent working at a small, independent retail business have deluded CM Zurschmiede into thinking that tolls won't be damaging, although it might also be the One Southern Indiana preppy brainwashing seminars. Either way, his typically flippant statements on matters such as this (dude, a cloudy day will stop Kentuckians from crossing the river, much less adding $2 to the cost of the commute) are head-scratchers.

Meanwhile, CM Caesar actually DOES operate a small independent business, although he's seldom shown signs of a pulse when elucidating schemes designed to hurt New Albany indie business community -- like tolls.

The agenda for Thursday's councilklatsch is here.

New Albany resolution calls for only east-end bridge; Council to be latest local body to call for one bridge, no tolls, by Daniel Suddeath (N and T)

 ... With so many positives including a growing downtown business district and upcoming Bicentennial celebrations on the horizon, Councilman Kevin Zurschmiede is skeptical that amount will cause major repercussions for New Albany.

“I don’t think $1 is going to keep people from Kentucky from coming over here,” he said.

And having more bridges will decrease commute times even if there’s a small price to pay to travel across them, Zurschmiede continued.

He added he’s against tolling, but if that’s what the officials in charge of the project determine is needed to build the bridges, then the reality is the fees will have to be implemented to improve transportation in the region.

“It’s one of those things that I’m not sure the council should be addressing, but if Mr. Gonder thinks we should, I’m willing to consider it,” Zurschmiede said.

Biblical truth may be YOUR truth, but it isn't mine. Discuss.

Boy, did they discuss. I posted the following at Facebook, and we were off to the races.

Biblical truth may be YOUR truth, but it isn't mine. That's what the Constitution's all about, and why fundamentalists correctly sense that the gay marriage debate is about far more than just that one, specific issue. What it's really about is a nation drawing ever closer to dispensing with the fiction that the law for all is somehow "dependent" on one religion's holy book.

Music, Food, Beer, and Justice: Louisville Loves Mountains returns on Friday, May 18.

 
At last year's Louisville Loves Mountains event, Wendell Berry gave a stirring talk.


Louisville Loves Mountains returns on Friday evening, May 18. A block-long stretch of Longest Avenue will be cordoned off from where it meets Bardstown Road, in front of Carmichael's Bookstore and Heine Brothers' Coffee. Craft beer will be provided by Against the Grain, BBC and NABC. Here's the rest of the story from the Louisville Loves Mountains event page at Facebook.

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A popular community festival by Kentuckians For The Commonwealth, Heine Brothers' Coffee, and Carmichael's Bookstore to raise awareness about mountain top removal mining..


MUSIC, FOOD, BEER, and JUSTICE!


4:00: Festival Start
4:30: Americana Community Center Drum & Dance Crew
5:00: Potluck Ramblers
5:45: Our Earth Now: Connect the Dots Presentation
6:00: KEYNOTE: Erik Reece, author of Lost Mountain
6:15: Bopper Minton from The Amazing Race (Current Season)
6:25: River City Drum Corps
6:40: Sugar Tree
7:15: Appalatin
8:00: Joan Shelley and the June Brides
9:00: The 23 String Band
10:00 Festival End


BEER BY New Albanian Brewing Company, Against The Grain, and Bluegrass Brewing Company (cash beer bar)


FOOD BY Ramsi's Cafe, Grind Gourmet Burgers, and Morel's


A percentage of sales from beer and food will go to support KFTC's work.


LIVE BLOGGING by Laura Marie Read


In the event of rain the festival will move to THE MONKEY WRENCH

Tuesday, May 15, 2012

"Last Chance to Comment on Tolling for the Ohio River Bridges Project."


(submitted by Paul Fetter)


No2bridgetoll Supporters: 

  • The Indiana Finance Authority has proven what we have said all along! Tolling I-65 will cost Indiana residents and business BILLIONSof dollars and cause jobs losses!
  • The SFEIS (Supplemental Final Environmental Impact Study) results of the "Public Comments overwhelmingly show public sentiment: "East End Bridge Only, No Action Downtown, and No Tolls !
  • The Ogle Foundations Study supports these results!
  • Still we have tolling on the Kennedy Bridge and a Downtown Bridge that is not wanted and will not increase traffic delivery!
The Project Team Ignored the Public Comment part of the process!

Last Chance to Comment on Tolling for the Ohio River Bridges Project!

Email:

John Sacksteder at Ohio River Bridges Project

and

Janice Osadczuk at FHWA

Thank You
Paul Fetter
Organization for a Better Southern Indiana, Inc
No2bridgetolls.org
(812) 283-5555 Ext 27
paul@clarkcountyaa.com

New Albany follows Jeffersonville with a resolution against tolling  


"...The resolution calls for the construction of a downtown bridge to be delayed until other funding or financing options beyond tolling are presented. But in the interim, the measure urges the Federal Highway Administration to deny tolling on Interstate 65 and any existing bridges or interstates, and for the east-end bridge to be built..." Read the entire New Albany Tribune article here.

Groggily, belatedly ... but finally, Senator Grooms begins to fathom the toll of bridge tolling.

Me?

I'm taking Senator Grooms's words at face value and thanking him for commenting.

I am not suggesting that Grooms has made a last-minute conversion solely for crass political reasons -- not at all, but isn't it a deliciously supreme irony that an editor from our locally somnolent "let's not offend the advertisers" newspaper has actually stated aloud this very accusation, characterizing positions like the ones voiced by Grooms as "posturing for some politicians who can tell their constituents that they tried to stop the bridge and tolls."

Wow. That's just cynical.
Bridges plan questioned by some officials; Study shows disparity in cost for low income, minority individuals, by Braden Lammers (works for the same newspaper where the assistant editor believes that if bridge tolling rape is inevitable, we should relax and enjoy it)

... “After careful review of the recently released economic impact study on the Ohio River Bridges Project, I am still primarily concerned with the burden to Indiana taxpayers and worry that the proposed tolls will put undue financial strain on the people the project is designed to help,” said Indiana Sen. Ron Grooms, R-Jeffersonville, in a statement released last week. “It is important to look at every option available to lessen the financial burden southeast Indiana residents will face, either with some type of individual tax credit or one for employers who are willing to pay employee tolls.”

He suggested that for Indiana residents working in Kentucky, there could be a tax credit or that local residents could buy an annual pass at a further reduced rate than the suggested $1 tolls ...

RiverRoots Music & Folk Arts Festival runs May 18-20 in Madison IN.


For the seventh year in a row, NABC is delighted to occupy the beer vending stations at the RiverRoots Music and Folk Arts Festival in Madison, Indiana, formerly known as the Ohio River Valley Folk Festival.

The festival kicks off on Friday, May 18, at 5:00 p.m., resumes on Saturday the 19th at 11:00 a.m., and concludes with a Sunday (May 20) session that begins at 12:30 p.m.

Musical headliners this year include The Band of Heathens (Friday), Hayes Carll (Saturday) and The Black Lillies (Sunday). Over the Rhine also will perform on Saturday night. Complete listings are at the web site, with more information available at the RiverRoots page at Facebook.

As we have since the festival's inception, NABC will share beer vending duties with our friends from Upland Brewing Company (Bloomington IN). There'll also be draft beer from Great Crescent Brewing in Aurora and Madison's own Mobreki Brewing, as well as the first-ever appearance by Sun King out of Indianapolis. Currently we're all huddling to formulate a beer lineup, which I will post at the Potable Curmudgeon blog when done.

There's also a first annual "RiverRoots Brew-Off" homebrewing competition on Sunday afternoon. It's open to all home-brewers, and the deadline for entries is May 14, so you are sitting on some IPA (the featured style), you still have time to be a part of it. Complete competition information is here.

Monday, May 14, 2012

Barack Obama: "The First Gay President."


REWIND: Dear Ed.

As relevant today as it was when originally written by the New Albanian in December, 2010, with one addendum: Clere recently commented on tolls to Marcus Green of the Courier-Journal, suggesting any concerns about them should be addressed only after toll financed project construction has begun.

Clere said once an exact toll plan is known — including rates — officials will be in a position to study how to ease the impact on businesses, students, low-income residents and others.

“That’s a discussion that we need to be having after the project is already assured and construction is under way,” he said.
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December 21, 2010

 For the record: The following e-mail was sent to State Representative Ed Clere last Wednesday, just after the Tolling Authority's "public input" debacle, and a day before the Authority ratified its foregone conclusion. During the "input" session, I enjoyed an unexpected chat with Mrs. Clere, and based on this exchange of views, it occurred to me to "reach out" (a faddish usage I detest, but which seems appropriate here) and see if communications might be resumed. I've heard nothing so far, but maybe this time will be different.
Note also that this tolling fight has only just begun, in spite of the Tolling Authority's efforts to convince the public that its unelected dictates are carved in stone. Oatmeal's more like it. The letter is followed by comments to the Tolling Authority submitted by myself and BG.
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Good morning, Ed.

I needn’t remind you that we’ve not spoken lately. This has been a phenomenon I neither instigated nor sought, but history is precisely that. It is what has passed. We cannot change history, only rewrite it, although accuracy certainly is paramount when it comes to moving forward.

Let’s consider the topic of tolling existing Ohio River bridges as a means of financing the Ohio River Bridges Project.

I had the pleasure of speaking with your wife at Monday’s farcical public “input” meeting, and she assured me that both of you are opposed to tolling as a means of implementing the $4 billion transportation “solution.”

However, she added that because you were so busy with the campaign, and lacking time to familiarize yourself with tolling’s details, you’ve chosen not to speak publicly on the issue. I sincerely believe that (a) you have clearly spoken (see below) on the issue, and (b) apart from your answer to the Tribune’s question, your absence as we’ve debated the matter has decidedly not been in the best interests of your constituents. I told Amy this, and trust that she relayed word to you.

Personally, I believe that your linkage of opposition to bridge tolls with partisan political concerns was unbecoming considering your level of skill. It was both unnecessary and insulting to those many people, like me, who typically shun the vulgarities of both major parties. I believe that genuinely valuable time has been wasted, but I also believe that enough time remains, precisely because the future is not the past, and it’s never too late to start all over again.

Let’s examine your one public statement on tolling, in the form of comments to the Tribune/Evening News just prior to the election, in which you indicated with a fair amount of clarity that you in fact held (as yet hold?) a position, and that this position addresses tolling in only two contexts: As partisan politics, and as job creation. It is my contention that both these contexts ignore reality here, now, on the ground, and in the trenches, as has been made evident every day since the election was held by exponentially growing opposition to tolling.
1) DO YOU SUPPORT TOLLS AS A MEANS TO PAY FOR TWO NEW BRIDGES ACROSS THE OHIO RIVER?
“Special interests are trying to use tolls as a scare tactic to kill the bridges project altogether. Politicians have failed for decades to build the bridges, and I won’t use the issue of tolls to score cheap political points. There’s too much at stake, including tens of thousands of jobs. This isn’t a question of being for or against tolls. It’s a question of being for or against jobs, and I’m for jobs. I don’t want to pay tolls. I also don’t want to leave the bridges project as a problem for my children to solve. It’s our responsibility to find a way to move forward. I’m eager to see the financing plan the bi-state Bridges Authority will propose later this year. If the plan involves tolls, I will have the same questions and concerns as anyone else who lives here and uses the bridges. I won’t, however, take a position against something that hasn’t been proposed in a cynical attempt to win an election.”

Ed, there are so many questions to ask about this statement.

Am I to deduce from this statement that my opposition to tolling indicates that I am being manipulated by special interests?

If so, can you identify them?

Am I to deduce that the Democratic Party has compelled me to speak out?

Do you think for a moment that the 10,000 local residents and dozens of Hoosier businesses signing petitions against tolling did so because they were trying to influence the outcome of an election that already was decided?

When it comes to jobs, why must the concerns of these dozens of small Hoosier businesses – concerns derived from daily experience in the marketplace over long periods of time -- that tolling will negatively impact their operations be almost entirely ignored in favor of accepting exaggerated claims of job creation that have been discredited time and again?

Doesn’t putting a small business out of business actually cost us jobs?

Who decides which of these jobs is most important?

A plan for tolling “hasn’t been proposed”?

As noted in my comments below, for as long as I’ve been attending meetings and observing the activity of the Bridges Authority, there has constantly occurred an activity for which the English language possesses no single word as accurate as this one: Lying. Officials stand directly in front of placards explaining the absolute necessity of tolling to achieve the project, look at you, and say there is no firm plan to toll.

Really?

Can’t you see that in your ongoing silence, you lend tacit support to this unabated nefariousness?

Ed, during the period of your silence, for whatever its reason, an anti-tolls movement has emerged that reaches across various and sundry aisles in a surreal way seldom witnessed hereabouts. I have sat in a room and found myself agreeing with tea partiers. Communists and fascists are sharing beers. More than a few local Republicans have confided to me their agreement that tolling is madness, even if they cannot bring themselves to say so publicly for fear of being blackballed by the same party (as a hint, an elephant as symbol) that preaches fiscal responsibility and non-taxation on perhaps every other topic except this one.

How can this be, and how can special interests manipulate folks on so many different sides?

As busy as you have been, and for whatever other reasons you have chosen to maintain distance, you cannot fail to have noticed the phenomenon. And yet, all that you have yet been able to say publicly about an issue of huge significance and cost that will impact your community for a half-century to come is the frankly dismissive and snarky passage quoted above, which surely – surely -- is not indicative of your caliber of intellect, and the your capability of discourse.

Ed, in the larger scheme of things, it doesn’t matter whether you and I like each other, or if we get along. We needn’t consult an oracle to deduce that given my political proclivities, I don’t have a proverbial pot to piss in, and remain isolated in New Albany's noted progressive ghetto, although better to live in obscurity than be forced to attend another Nurnberg rally like the one I endured on Monday.

But ... in what amounts to lofty disdain for those in opposition to tolling, those mere “populists” who actually oppose tolling for the very same reasons that undergird your core political orientation, you are doing a tremendous, indefensible disservice to the community which only recently returned you to office. They are looking to you, and you are not there.

By all rights, this is your fight.

Where are you?

--Roger

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My “official” comment, as submitted to the Bridges Authority:

Personally speaking, I resent the ongoing, self-perpetuating lies about tolling, which have been representative of Orwell at his finest. When the placard on the wall says, in effect, "there must be tolls to support the project as constituted," and otherwise sane Authority members look one in the eye and say, "no decision has been made about tolling," it is an abomination that speaks to the existence of cognitive dissonance on a deep and perhaps unredeemable level.

Tolling will be injurious to Southern Indiana small retail businesses, and yet not a person connected to the Authority has considered studying what this effect might be until AFTER tolls are established. Don't you think that's important to know?

Even beyond tolling, the truth of the matter is that the ORBP is a 1950's solution to 2050's problems, entirely ignoring every other available option beyond automotive transport to "solve" mobility needs for the next 50 years. How is any of this a judicious expenditure of $4 billion?

A friend of mine says it best: "Build what we need. Build what we can afford. Build the East End Bridge. And see what happens."

Raising a barrier to commerce in the form of tolls on existing Interstate and other infrastructure is madness. Do any of you sleep at night?
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As usual, Jeff Gillenwater says it better:

The projections used to justify this project in its current form are not accurate. Population, job, and traffic growth rates are lower than predicted. There are regional mobility solutions that are cheaper, safer, more conducive to economic investment, that will create more jobs, and are environmentally much more responsible. That none of them have been seriously considered in direct comparison to ORBP is a disservice to the region and the nation, creating a false "all-this-or-nothing" dichotomy and necessitating rancorous dissent where reasonable discourse would have better served had initial, well researched public input efforts been responded to in kind. What you are asking is that the regional community spend the next several decades paying more than necessary for a project it neither wants (except the East End Bridge) nor best serves its long-term transportation needs. The conflicts of interest, both real and perceived, that led to this untenable juncture should be disclosed and reviewed right alongside readily available alternatives to this project. According to your own estimates, all that can be accomplished while the East End Bridge is being constructed utilizing traditional state and federal funding with no new sources of revenue - tolls, private investment or others - needed. 

American Craft Beer Week starts today.


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Sunday, May 13, 2012

Classics from the Genesis archives: "Nobody must know my name/For nobody would understand."

REWIND: Tell me, who are you? (February 26, 2009)

In this encore of a 2009 News and Tribune column, the intrinsic tackiness of trognonymity is catalogued.

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BEER MONEY: Tell me, who are you?

By ROGER BAYLOR
Local Columnist

Come now, let us reason together.
-- Lyndon Baines Johnson, by way of Isaiah 1:18

Tribune readers who’ve been coming here for a while will recall that during the 1980s, I was known to submit the stray letter to the editor. Someday I’ll delve into the bulging banker’s boxes stacked in my closet and unearth relevant fragments of those letter-to-the-editor archives, but for now just one example will suffice.

Around 1983, after writing a letter expressing principled opposition to President Ronald Reagan’s reactionary conservative excesses, I received a small, smudged envelope in the mail. There was no return address, only a New Albany postmark, and as those were the days before one studied suspicious packages for white powdered residue, I shrugged and opened it.

Crude, palsied handwriting on a small rectangle of unsigned spiral notebook paper came straight to the point:

Jesse the Revolutionary
Or Killer Kennedy
Who is your choice?

Imagine: Years before the advent of Internet forums and blogging, the first ever “trognonymous” (troglodyte + anonymous = trognonymous) note had arrived to brighten my day. Then, as now, it compelled me to reflect on the nature of cowardice, strengthening my belief that anonymity is an affliction borne of malice, one practiced by the chronically dysfunctional solely to exact vengeance on those they envy for having the integrity to stand openly behind their words, thoughts and opinions.

Duly inspired, a year later I became the only person in my rural precinct to vote for Jesse Jackson in the Democratic primary, and Teddy Kennedy remains a personal favorite. Now it is 2009, Barack Obama is in the White House, and this very column probably will inspire more submissions of unsigned proof that my anonymity position has and always will be correct.

Some things don’t change. That’s sad.

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There was another factor precipitating my severe allergy to the abuses of anonymity. The Tribune’s eagerness at the time to print nameless letters to the editor engendered a recurring feeling of disgust. Most of these letters were vicious personal attacks on people whose identities were irrevocably public. It was disgraceful, and I spent uncounted years denouncing it.

Consequently, whatever small role my advocacy may have played in convincing the newspaper’s publisher to reverse the longstanding policy and require the identities of writers to be revealed is a source of great personal satisfaction to me.

To the Tribune’s credit, it made the right call, although the change came against the strenuous objections of the editor, who defended anonymity in much the same manner as some continue to attempt today (paraphrasing):

There are numerous times when adults eagerly embrace the opportunity to injudiciously and anonymously vent their anger and intemperance, and conversely, there are comparatively few instances when legitimate concerns like protection for whistle-blowers precludes the full disclosure of identity, and so the multitudinous former cases must be tolerated so as to provide rationale for the stunning infrequency of the latter cases.

Isn’t it patronizing to inform an adult that he or she isn’t sufficiently sophisticated to understand the rights and responsibilities of free speech, and therefore shall be permitted to spray anonymous attacks like diarrhea in the general direction of ideas and people that are detested?

Pandering in this fashion also precludes the very real possibility that even hidebound adults can learn if provided with reputable information and instruction. While it is true that informants and whistle-blowers might fear reprisal, the vast majority of anonymous letter writers and today’s masked Internet commentators have no such concern, and rather are exercising malice in “speaking out loud” without acknowledging responsible channels for doing so.

As the wag once said, we already have a Bill of Rights – now we need an accompanying Bill of Responsibilities. Free speech is a right, and it implies a responsibility. Although accumulated bile often stands squarely in the way of understanding these obligations, it doesn’t render them moot.

Rather, it illustrates their underlying truth even more vividly.

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Sometimes nothing can be done, anonymously or otherwise. Two weeks ago a friend of many years announced, although regrettably not to my face, that he would be taking his “American money” elsewhere and severing personal ties with me because of my February 5 column accusing a negligent stork of dropping me on the wrong continent way back in 1960.

Granted, he’s rigidly conservative, and I’ll always be a pants-down social democrat. Yes, by the twisted practices of modern times, a strict ideological segregation must be maintained, but hasn’t anyone ever heard of the long friendship between Kennedy and Orrin Hatch?

Moreover, I retain numerous friends whose political views are somewhat to the right of Charlton Heston’s, and they’ve never shunned me or mine because of it. We vigorously discuss issues, debate them as fiercely, sometimes agree, and sometimes agree to disagree. Then we kick back and drink fine craft beer together, as it should be.

If I write something controversial -- and I fully intend to continue doing so -- isn’t the properly “American” response to emulate those three members of Reclaim Our Culture Kentuckiana (ROCK), who responded to my column three weeks ago by writing their own letters, stating their own views, signing their own names, and being part of the solution rather than part of the problem?

Remember, the gadfly’s chief objectives are promoting the exchange of ideas and furthering dialogue, which can’t happen when masks are donned, brickbats tossed or disappearances staged.

Saturday, May 12, 2012

Dookie's lament.

REWIND: Muh-muh-muh-my thesaurus (December 17, 2009).

In today's benumbed America, if you can't dazzle them with brilliance, just baffle them with a work ethic. Here's a News and Tribune column from 2009, once again topical in a time of bile and masks.

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BEER MONEY: Muh-muh-muh-my thesaurus.

By ROGER BAYLOR
Local Columnist

Five years ago, I began publishing an Internet blog called NA Confidential. Given my meek proclivities for expressing typically understated, mild opinions, I found blogging to be a perfectly wonderful venue for self-expression.

Not unexpectedly, I also found that blogging inspires passionate reactions on the part of readers. In the five years since NAC’s founding, I’ve been amply exposed to the rough and tumble world of Internet discourse, much of which is only slightly less violent than YouTube videos of the Ultimate Fighting Championship.

Judging from the venom that oozes from the information superhighway’s more poorly maintained turn lanes, one might conclude that all of its denizens are terminally angry and innately maladjusted, but while it’s undeniable that ticking time bombs abound (look first for those who write entirely in capital letters), I believe the phenomenon is somewhat less than the sum of its parts.

That’s because so many of the enraged lifters of pudgy middle finger lifters opt to express their terminal anguish while masked, choosing the sheltering cowardice of anonymity instead of the integrity afforded by unflinching exposure to the light. In short, they give flights to malicious thoughts while hooded that they’d never, ever say to you while seated across the table.

Much like your brand new puppy, these anonymous character assassins simply haven’t yet been trained, but unfortunately, cute little Fideaux has a statistically better chance of being taught to refrain from soiling the carpet than his “mad as hell” human owner.

Nevertheless, I am able to appreciate finely crafted rebukes even when they seep from anonymous sources. One of my perennial favorites went straight for the liver:

“We acknowledge, of course, that (Roger's) skewed sense of self is most likely the result of the continuous consumption of his beverage of trade.”

Continuous?

I hardly resemble that remark, although the merits of practice still make for ultimate perfection, and three decades of continuing education in the world’s barrooms and beer emporiums have taught me that there are far worse states of human existence than those brought about by intoxication with alcohol.

After all, Adolf Hitler was pretty much the teetotaler, wasn’t he?

Be that as it may, when it came time to answer my camouflaged critic, I recalled Hitler’s arch-enemy, Winston Churchill, and his response to a woman who accused the bibulous British Prime Minster of being drunk.

“But I shall be sober in the morning and you, madam, will still be ugly.”

Here’s the genderless paraphrasing: I shall regain sobriety, but you will remain anonymous, a condition far more wretched than mere ugliness, because while ugliness denotes an appearance, anonymity is an alibi for disappearance.

As an aside, permit me to marvel at the quintessential Englishness of Churchill’s rejoinder. Indeed, from William Shakespeare through Samuel Johnson, and recalling “Lucky Jim” by Kingsley Amis as well as the ascendency of Dudley Moore’s drunken cinematic Arthur, our English cousins have an innate way of expressing themselves when it comes to alcohol.

Accordingly, Churchill summarized the entire topic of my “skewed sense of self” with a sentence I wish I’d written:

“I take a lot more out of drink that it takes out of me.”

Anonymously or otherwise, during 2009 some Tribune readers have berated Coach K (Steve Kozarovich) for his decision to place me atop this traditional newsprint soapbox, but as I noted in my very first column, Socrates is the one to blame.

In fact, most of his neighbors considered (Socrates) not only an annoyance, but a heretic, too, and if there’s anything to be gleaned from reading history, it’s that there’s always time enough for a priest to throw another heretic on the fire.


So goes the eternal tyranny of the majority, and yet thanks to Plato’s writings, we now recognize Socrates as a peerless moral and social critic. Appropriately, he has been honored by the tag of gadfly, a term for describing “people who upset the status quo by posing upsetting or novel questions, or just being an irritant.”

As gadfly, I’m not remotely worthy of comparison with the master, and yet I deeply appreciate the opportunity to write this column and to ply my favored hobby of poking sticks through the bars of the Open Air Museum’s numerous self-limiting cages.

The predictable venom duly generated by this sort of serial prodding, whether in the newspaper or on my blog, is both extremely funny, and also serves as definitive proof that the agitation is fully necessary.

Meanwhile, during the past year, amid a full slate of problems and unresolved difficulties, there has been slow and incremental progress in New Albany toward toppling that 800-lb gorilla still ensconced high atop the Elsby Building.

This petulant gorilla (I like to call him King Larry, not King Kong) symbolizes the city’s ingrained, ages-old defeatism, and the tendency of the city's own residents to insist, usually anonymously, that progress is impossible, and that there’s no choice except to squat, benumbed, in 19th-century alluvial mud as the calendar pages inexorably turn forward.

Pfui. I simply refuse to accept the bile and animus of the city’s frightened, discredited wannabeens, and in 2010, I suggest that you reject it, too.

If this constitutes an expression of raging, uncontrolled ego on my part – on all our parts – then so be it, because life’s simply too short to heed anonymous dispensers of insults, emanating from those who perpetually mistake their own feelings of inadequacy and discomfort for universal conditions. It’s time they became part of the solution, and that’s impossible without shedding their masks.

Needless to say, selective samplings of my “beverage of trade” will continue, for quality control purposes only. The higher the alcohol content, the longer the words.

Newspaper editor: I think that if (bridge tolls) rape is inevitable, relax and enjoy it.

Hmm, sounds a lot like 1Si's interim kingpin, who advised, “like it or not, we have no choice" except prone and greased submission to KStem's projected tolling pillage.

At least the News and Tribune's second (third?) editorial team did find the best possible word to use: Stupid.

Curiously, tolling opponents were not accused of having mothers clad in army boots.

On the other hand, intellectual vigor is not exactly synonymous with the News and Tribune, is it? But boy, what a sports page.

JEERS

... to the resolution introduced by Jeffersonville City Councilman Dennis Julius — and eventually passed 7-1 by the city council — on Monday asking for a delay in the construction of the downtown portion of the Ohio River Bridges project. Really? As if we haven’t waited long enough already.

While it is responsible to recognize and be concerned over the possible impact the project and tolls could have on Jeffersonville it’s also important for the council to recognize its role in the process. — Which is basically to wait for it to happen like the rest of us.

I do not dispute the east end bridge is the most important part of the project. And I agree the east end bridge should have been built first, perhaps to the result that a downtown bridge isn’t needed after all. But those positions have been argued and a decision has been made.

The governors of two states, along with representatives from each state, have been responsible for working together to oversee and give authority to this project and its details. They have done that. I seriously doubt any scenario would be without some hesitation or potential drawback for some involved community or another. When you’re trying to accomplish something this big, compromise has to be part of the final solution.

The city council’s resolution is little more than posturing for some politicians who can tell their constituents that they tried to stop the bridge and tolls — all the while hoping the public actually believes the city council had any authority in the matter to begin with — which it doesn’t.

We’re far beyond the point for this now. It’s time to move forward with the project, embrace the enormous positive impact it will have on Jeffersonville and figure out a way to live with the rest and make the most of it.

JEERS

... to the Clarksville Town Council for passing a pretty much identical stupid resolution regarding the bridges project as the Jeffersonville Council did on Monday.

— Amy Huffman-Branham, Assistant Editor

Friday, May 11, 2012

"Anonymity is cowardly," and other golden oldies.


NA Confidential's mask-free policy on reader comments dates at least to 2006. Since 2009, it has been clearly posted within the right-hand column on the blog's main page.

Here and there, we're obliged to enforce the policy. As was the case when this sad issue first arose in May, 2005, NAC chooses to rebut currently voguish  invocations of an “anonymity clause” with these words, written by an American soldier, which appeared in the letters section of Stars and Stripes (Pacific edition; July 22-28, 2001).

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Anonymity is cowardly.


In reply to the July 18 letter “Benefits of anonymity,” I must strongly disagree with the characterization of Stars and Stripes’ policy on anonymous letters as cowardly.


Anonymity, on the other hand, is essentially a cowardly way to get one’s point across without having to actually put anything at risk. Honor and courage dictate that any just cause is worthy of risking something of value.


How effective would the “95 Theses” have been if Martin Luther had nailed them up signed “Anonymous?” And how about an anonymous “Declaration of Independence?” Abraham Lincoln could have written an anonymous “Emancipation Proclamation,” and maybe spared his own life at the hands of bigots.


When you truly feel that you are right, even about small matters, don’t be too cowardly to put your name on it.


Anonymity is too often a shield for lies and exaggerations, and is widely recognized as such. As an American and a Marine, I am happy to have a forum that will print the voice of dissent, as long as it is not skulking in the shadows.


The letter writer has sadly mistaken “freedom of speech” for “freedom from accountability.” The Stars and Stripes policy only censors those who are looking to whine without repercussion or who have no stomach for defending what they believe is right. People who will not identify themselves, censor themselves. They can pity themselves anonymously too, I don’t want to hear it.


Please don’t complain “out of respect … for those who serve today.” That’s me. I can complain for myself, and I’ll sign my name to it when I do.


Jerry M. Milton … Camp Foster, Okinawa

Rat bastards at Indiana American Water are running amok.

Before trying to piece together yesterday's most recent Indiana American Water farce yesterday, it is useful for readers to know that Thursdays and Fridays are very busy days for eateries, like the five such establishments located on the 100 block of East Market in New Albany.

These eateries had been informed that IN-AWC would be performing maintenance on water lines beginning on Thursday morning ... except that the Frenchman was not informed and had started cooking for the day. He was visited by the health department, which gently broke the news. Other establishments made provision to be closed and lose money, understanding that there could be a boil advisory extending past lunchtime on Friday.

The "work" started, but some time around noon, IN-AWC had elected to not continue with the announced work, presumably because it was discovered that a valve was damaged and inoperative.

Oops. Giggle. Sorry you went and got all closed up and s**t.

Of course, a similar occurrence didn't stop IN-AWC from pursuing its holy (hole-y) writ back in March 2010 on Plaza Drive, when it found a gnarly rusted valve, shrugged and snapped it clean anyway, cost NABC an entire Friday of Gravity Head business, and characterized the neglected valve as an act of God rather than an act of lazy human maintenance ... but I digress.

Now it is suggested that IN-AWC will come back to the task next week, hopefully on Monday with the advisory into Tuesday, which would cost the businesses far less in terms of lost business than another Thursday/Friday scheduling, which prompts a question: Why hit them on their busy days, anyway?

Answer: Because like all public utility monopolies, it isn't about the customers, is it? Indiana American Water raises unresponsiveness to unscaled heights of opaque responsibility-dodging, as when, in effect, the company classifies all episodes of disrupted service as acts of God, not man, and urges customers to have adequate insurance to cover the water company's own incompetence and outright negligence.

As trenches are cut across newly paved streets throughout the city and left unattended for weeks on end, is it too late to advocate IN-AWC's nationalization?  

Kingpin of the week: There's only one, isn't there?


JAY-sus, are these people EVER going to hire someone?

It sure would be nice to direct the cannonade toward a specific target rather than the scattershot practice adopted during the past eleven weeks, but as watchdogs, we have little choice in the matter.

Consequently, while not exactly running its course -- there's always time to casually eviscerate One Southern Indiana for its pandering imperiousness -- our "kingpin of the week" thread has reached its sell-by date.

It is striking, the extent to which 1Si as a marketing-driven design feature perfectly mirrors the mundane conformity of the exurb: Chain-centered, chock-a-block, whitewashed and identically-costumed Ken doll wannabe, seeking to "drain the hills and the sea of color." 1Si offers the safety of the herd, of business lingo buzz-speak, and the necessary assurance to peddle insurance. All around One Southern Indiana, there are potential grassroots movements aimed at the ways to come, and yet there persists our locally endowed (why?) chamber of (past) commerce, dedicated to foisting tolls on the populace merely to suit the prerequisites of River Ridge.

Can there ever be such things as glasnost and perestroika in such an organization? It is unlikely. But 1Si is adept at staging frequent and self-reverential Nurnberg rallies, as with one forthcoming on May 22, to which a friend refers in this Twitter post:





Yes, I'm proud to be a solid pain in Kerry "Oligarch" Stemler's ass, and not just because someone needs to do it.

It isn't what he does "for" the community, it's what he and his acolytes are doing "to" it: Shackling the community with policies, mind-sets, beer preferences and personal wardrobes that reflect an economic development mindset of corporatist, top-down exploitation and extraction, all of it having to do with the enrichment of the ownership and managerial elites forever enshrined in 1Si's country club ethos, and always at the expense of ancillaries (i.e., the rest of us) so eager to please these faux exemplars of propriety that we squeal like little kids playing grown-up games -- while the grown-ups ... while people like Kerry Stemler ... laugh at us for being so stupid.

If that's your idea of "economic development," feel free to bake some mud pies. Perhaps the idea can be franchised at a networking function. Meanwhile, One Southern Indiana is no more than a personal fiefdom, and the only tinhorn kingpin who ever really mattered is Kerry Stemler himself. He's the twelfth winner of the trophy, and I have a suggestion for where the trophy case should be located.

Previous weekly winners of Kingpin of the Week ...

Pinocchio
CDM (formerly Wilbur) Smith
Thunder Over Louisville
Margaret Thatcher
Angry Easter Bunny
Sancho Panza
Sean Payton
Jethro Bodine
Rush Limbaugh
Vaughan Scott
Benny Breeze

Thursday, May 10, 2012

Annals of destruction: Hurricanes, tornadoes and now Indiana American Water Company.


At least Toast and Quills were warned. When Indiana American screwed NABC out of 10K on a Friday in 2010, all we got was a vapid excuse about how valves so rusted they crumble to the touch are an act of God, not an act of inept maintenance. Here are a few more scenes documenting Indiana American Water's monopolistic, spin-the-wheel-from-afar determination to leave no freshly paved street unexcavated, spare no small business from disruption, and leave downtown resembling Tripoli for weeks at a time.

Flash: Around lunchtime, Quills tweeted that the shop would have to remain closed on Friday until 2:30 p.m. because of the post-havoc boil alert, but moments later, Quills tweeted again: The work would not be taking place, and they'll be open tomorrow, anyway: "The water co called & said, 'It's just not happening today.' No reason. Weird."






Tolls: Kerry Stemler's not even planting petunias as atonement for his lies.


My esteemed colleagues at Save Louisville are annoyed that self-appointed regional development 1Si-Obergruppenführer Kerry Stemler is prone to spinning such tall tales.


Fish gotta swim, birds gotta fly ... well, you know the rest.

It's part of his job description, and also a highly refined code. When One Southern Indiana's oligarch's read the terminally unelected Stemler's words above, they translate:

"This region's oligarchic development fetishists want this project, and the challenge is, they would like someone else to pay for it, and we know who'll get to do it: All the rest of the people who'll never profit from the oligarchic development orgy."

Here's another delightful exchange from the WHAS story, in which a forever drooling Stemler first refuses to provide the answer he knows is true (tolls are forever), then dodges the question with a prayer (may the Good Lord lower our bids), and finally gaily whistles while driving past the graveyard: Gee, it's be great if the final solution we're forcing on you can be reversed some day.

And once tolls are here, it's likely they will stay for a very, very long time.

How long?

"That's a question I can't give you the answer to," Stemler said. "It's a debt service."

Even after the bridges are paid for, the financial plan calls for tolls to still be collected for future bridge needs.

"Hopefully when we're done with this our bids will come in less than we anticipated," Stemler said.

Even so low that tolls could go away?

"I doubt it would go that low, but wouldn't that be a great day?" Stemler said