More than three weeks ago I put the fallen leaves exactly where the city asked, and they're still there, untouched. There oughta be an ordinance.

Good thing I have a councilman living two doors down.

On September 27, NA Confidential performed an invaluable public service by reminding you of the proper way of dealing with fallen leaves: Don't say I didn't remind you of the leaf sucking protocol for 2019.

Short version: If you want your leaves sucked, keep them out of the curbs, gutters and streets, or else ... absolutely nothing will happen to you.

Now, can I get the leaves sucked in front of my house, or did we sacrifice availability to street department services by pointing out that the mayor is a loser no matter how often he wins?