Redevelopment commission member appointed by the mayor plans epic Tour de Groveling Homage for the Gahan River Greenway.

Satire alert: This isn't.

Does anyone know the minimum donation to the Gahan re-enthronement campaign required to secure the no-bid contract for the Kool-Aid and Loaded Rice Krispies Treats concession to supply the sags during this bicycle ride?

Of course the 5K Run to benefit the animal shelter is a fine idea and worthy of our support. But we can do without the obsequious fealty, can't we?