Either the Mayor OR Jeff Gahan; the local chain newspaper itself isn't sure which.

Hmm. The mayor or Jeff Gahan. But who's the mayor, if not Jeff Gahan? Is there a shadow mayor, a body double -- Dr. Jekyll, Mr. Hyde, like a Rice Krispies Treats mayor and also one who refrains from intoxicants apart from Bud Light Mang-O-Rita?

Does Tom May know something we don't?

Inquiring minds ...