Jeff Gahan's cash-laden mayor-for-life launch is today at the Culbertson. The Kool-Aid and Rice Krispies Treats concession begins one hour before the show.

GREEN MOUSE SAYS: Gahan's imperial third term announcement rumored for February 5. Those Brinks trucks parked by the Culbertson Mansion? They're his campaign platform.

ON THE AVENUES REWOUND: Jeff Gahan and Adam Dickey are Trumping the Donald when it comes to breathtaking moral turpitude. Have they no shame?

ON THE AVENUES: Another year older and deeper in debt, so let's doo-doo it all over again.