Here's why you shouldn't mow your lawn.

From the link.

I'm delighted to say that while we still mow the lawn, that's about as far as it goes. No watering, no fertilizer. The mower's electric; no spilled gasoline.

Actually, the gist of the article isn't so much to suggest a complete departure from mowing, but rather refraining from accepting the mass consumption of trinket-driven capitalism, and stop wasting resources on a patch of grass.

Those of you who manicure your lawns with tweezers, please consider getting help.

Hate Mowing Your Lawn? Good! Don’t Do It., by Ted Steinberg and Shannon Wright (The Nib)

It’s environmentally destructive and a huge waste of time. Let it go brown.