In which Deaf Gahan sets us straight about the naming rights.

Desperately we seek solace through satire. As always, satire begins with the unreality of real life.

Throwing Reisz: The Jeff M. Gahan Luxury Government Center keeps the emphasis on buildings, as opposed to people.

While the rest of us were preoccupied with a luxury city hall, the Floyd County Parks Department was stealing a march on His Deafness's NA City Parks unit.

Ah, but the Deafster was on top of it all along.

"You haven't factored in the Romeo Langford Municipal Complex. First reading coming soon as soon as Barksdale puts us over the bar."

In other words, Monday.

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