Even Pinocchio figured it out, so get those political signs out of the verge and into your yard.

Political yard signs aren't supposed to be placed in the verge, or the grassy area between sidewalk and curb. In the photo above, the house in the foreground gets it right. The two houses in the distance don't. It's an easy fix, so do it, okay?

In fairness, after a momentary lapse of protocol, even Pinocchio recalled some of the lessons of 40 years spent self-aggrandizing. At first he had it wrong ...

 ... and now he has it right.

People, this isn't nuclear physics. Keep your touts off the verge, and no signs get hurt.