Last one, I promise: For his next amazing trick, an inflatable TIF area?

When life gives you absurdity, make satire -- not Kool-Aid. Here's a view from last evening, as borrowed from social media.

Inflatable Date Night is ultimate proof that Deaf Gahan seeks to emulate Rev. Moon with a hip new campaign finance baby boom.

Look, guys -- it's Inflatable Date Night! Ultimately, and unfortunately, this is how Deaf Gahan is spending your tax dollars.