Not to be outdone by his idol Greg Fischer, Deaf Gahan forms his own secret committee of power brokers.

Deep within the bowels of the Down Low Bunker, the mayor even has his own personalized conference room for maximum confidentiality, solitude and clandestineness.

It looks like the first gathering is about to be convened.

It's called SMEG-NA, or Serious Monetization End Game for New Albany. 

And don't forget to check your TASERs at the entrance to a very long access corridor.

Encroaching nausea as Insider Louisville tracks down Louisville's secretive power brokers, an "elite group of influencers."

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Deaf Gahan is on Twitter.