Jeff Gahan's handpicked public housing board bottom-feeds today at 4.

The meeting of the New Albany Housing Authority commissioners (i.e., soulless lickspittle sycophants) that was postponed last week owing to cold temperatures almost commensurate with conditions within Dugout's heart, has been reset for today (Monday, 22 January) at 4:00 p.m. in the community room at 300 Erni Avenue, and although NAC cannot make the meeting, this announcement provides a wonderful opportunity to debut two brand new satirical memes.

That Scrooge -- he's a mere piker in the rapturous confines of New Gahania.