BREAKING: Team Gahan enlists Horseshoe Foundation to fund innovative chicane at the troublesome Spring & 10th intersection.

Of course it's a chicane.

After all, it fits the deaf-inition.

SHANE'S EXCELLENT NEW WORDS: "Down with chicanery -- long live the chicane!"

A chicane is an artificial feature creating extra turns in a road, used in motor racing and on streets to slow traffic for safety.

Anyone got an anchor yo-yo?