Put away your pitchforks: Hibbard's on the road north, and now things get really interesting.

In what must be the biggest open secret since Israel has nukes, Bruce Hibbard's golden parachute is set to deposit him in a school district far, far, far enough away.

Congratulations to the News and Tribune for breaking news that really is.

Wait just a galdurned minute. If Gahan wants to be superintendent, and superintendents must attend school board meetings ... HEY, WATCH FOR THAT ICEBERG!