You paid HOW much for a website? That's not wetting a beak -- it's DROWNING a beak.

The Green Mouse outdid himself today.

"They say those things don't exist," he told me later over tea and crumpets. "But they do, and let me tell you, this is going to be fun."

"The only problem's going to be reading through all of it."

Stay tuned.

This might take a while.