SHANE'S EXCELLENT NEW WORDS (Valentine's Day Edition): A neb and a buss and the land is ours.

It's another mind-expanding and soul-enriching installment of SHANE'S EXCELLENT NEW WORDS, a regular Wednesday feature at NA Confidential.

However, today's Tuesday edition is special.

It's the VALENTINE'S DAY version of SHANE'S EXCELLENT NEW WORDS. Thanks to The Sun for these verse-iful ideas.

Tax-Increment-Financed you once, TIF you still,
TIFed you then, and always will.

Masterful beak-wetter, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

All you need is love. But a little bulging envelope now and then doesn’t hurt.

(Oh yeah? Well you can kiss my pasty ... )

Perfect segue, kind sir. It's a holiday for lovers, so let's kiss and make up.

6 words for kissing (Oxford Dictionaries)

Buss
Neb
Suaviate
Peck
To Get to First Base
Snog