Check out this freshly paved overflow parking lot for residents of The Break Wind Lofts at Duggins Flats.

(satire alert)

With handy 24-hour legal services for those Break Wind residents injured while crossing Spring Street to reach their assigned spaces in the AT&T lot.

Actually the lot pictured at the top is reserved for clients of the Smith Brothers law firm. To repeat: Do not park there unless you're hiring a mouthpiece.

Then there's this:

The impending grandeur of breaking wind (or, All About The Breakwater).