Shocking photo of the ex-Publican as you've never seen him before.

We don't always climb into a car and drive 2,000 miles, but when we do, this is the best of all possible signs.

The car made it to Massachusetts and back just fine, but my iPhone's dead. There also was an alarming weight gain, the reasons for which will be documented retroactively over the next few days.

However, here's the controversial promised photo.

It's Diana's niece's daughter, and the primary reason for the getaway. Now we're back, and I couldn't help notice the streets still running one way.

Are you New Albanians EVER going to get them right?