"Got to get out of this satellite town." And Shea Van Hoy did.

Simpler times.

Tonight on Twitter, the newspaper's editor announced his forthcoming departure from Community Newspaper Holdings Incorporated.

Newspapermen come and they go, and while it's true that we often had our differences, it's all water under the toll bridges. Let's think about the community; one door closes, and another one opens. Maybe the newspaper finally is below the salary cap, and New Albany can have a city reporter after 201 days.

After all, they can't take reality incarceration TV and Taste of Home Cooking School away from us, right?

Dear Bill Hanson: Put down that colander, give NA some equality, or just change the damn name back to Evening News.