Snow day caption contest time! Put YOUR words in the mayor's mouth.

Only in New Albany can a simple conference call serve as grounds for social media hagiography, but here at NA Confidential, we believe in making lots of lemonade from our city's official citrus fruit.

The editor already is on record: ""Okay, what are we going to do about that dick over in Bicentennial Park?"

While we're on the topic of members, did you know that NAC has published 9,617 posts since 2004, and until yesterday, never once have we used the word schlong?

Bicentennial Park Snow Schlong proves conclusively that public art can be turgid, indeed.