In State of the State, Mike Pence congratulates Ron Grooms for servile, ingratiating, sycophantic, fawning, unctuous, oily, groveling, subservient, submissive and slavish devotion to Mike Pence.

Okay, so the real story had nothing to do with this.

On a side note, have you ever noticed that even as the newspaper denies its Clark County Centrism, the weather always originates in Jeffersonville?