Name That Boondoggle Episode 2: The water park really should be called ...

Team Gahan Boondoggle Name: River Run Family Water Park.

Roger's Boondoggle Name: Water Breaking Bad Family TIF Park.

Your Boondoggle Name: ???

Indicate your choice in the comments, either here or at Fb. The winner receives absolutely nothing except plaudits for cleverness amid the Gahanshima (from the Romanian word Ceaușima, explained here).