Watch as this bumbling sidewalk superintendent oversees Main Street pavement repairs.

Move along -- nothing to see here. Just mass-scale repairs of shoddy pavement. Scram, kid. Get lost, already.

Wait, that guy yapping into his cell phone and gesticulating... he looks like ... could it be ... I think it's John "Rasputin of Re-dishevelment" Rosenbarger. He doesn't seem to be paying much attention to that big roller thingy. Careful ... your Main Street mashup was supposed to make the street safer for pedestrians.

Just another few feet forward, and there it is ... watch it!

Thanks to M for the tip.