Caesar Sez: Listen to me because I never dropped acid during the Age of Aquarius.

Naturally, Bob "My Way IS the Highway" Caesar detects commies and anarchists behind Speck's street study. All these years, and he still can't grasp that the number of parking spaces on Pearl Street stays the same, whether traffic runs one way or two.

New study opens possibilities for two-lane traffic in downtown New Albany, by Gil Corsey (WDRB)

NEW ALBANY, Ind. (WDRB) -- Traffic is changing in downtown New Albany, and a new study claims to show that two ways are better than one.

Click HERE to read the study.

Roger Baylor lives in a two-story home not far from the heart of downtown New Albany. For 10 years, he says he's begged the city to switch traffic on Spring Street to two ways to slow cars down.

The best compliment Caesar ever paid me was when he accused me of being anti-establishment. When the issue of reconversion cost arises, I fully expect the emperor of downtown to question the cost of repaving every prospective two-way street.

Huh?

Repaving?

It's because the pavement we have now is ONE-WAY pavement, not two-way.