Finally, the Carponizer Erotic Carp Calendar is here, and I want one.

I've written about Christmas carp feasts in Central Europe (also here), but never quite like this.

Reel in the new year with this sexy "Erotic Carp Calendar" from Germany (Happy Place)

It is blatantly sexist, and there don't even seem to be any recipes ... and the Italian version is even better. Seriously, once you've had that peppery Lake Balaton carp soup, you can't ever go back -- to catfish.