2. There'll be a talk about historic houses as we count the felled tree's rings to see how long it's been since Elvis mattered.

Memories are made of this.

First, there was a photograph, both asking and answering the question, "How many peanut butter and 'nanner sammies, placed end to syrupy end, does it take to fill a 13' lane width?"

Then it dawned on me: John was just giving a STUMP SPEECH.

No wonder it got chopped down.

1. There'll be a talk about historic houses amid the felled timber.

3. There'll be a talk about historic houses as we celebrate IL's Paradise by the Ongoing Blight.