You haven't missed anything, in more ways than one.

Back in the middle of August, the "Total Access" warning popped up several times when viewing News and Tribune articles on my iPhone. I did a screen shot of one, all the while thinking that Gannett (as in "net" profit) had purchased the state of Alabama. There followed an exchange.

I'm not sure what any of this means, so it's time for a beer. I reiterate my offer: I'm happy to pay for content, but it needs to be less than newsprint price, and absent the various SpamHansons that currently plague the experience.

By the way, congratulations to the new city parks director.