Is the city seceding from the NAFC parks department today?

(9:00 a.m. update: According to the News and Tribune, the answer is yes, secession is the mayor's ultimate aim)

The county object most resembling Ft. Sumter may need to be found, and quickly. Come to think of it, this might well be Rep. Clere's blood pressure, considering his involvement in ways to exonerate the county's chronic taxable parks double down v.v. the city.