Roger A. Baylor 
Jeff Gillenwater
When Megenity takes a cheap shot at Coffey and Coffey rightfully bodyslams him, here comes entertainment.
New Albany is a state of mind … but whose? Since 2004, we’ve been observing the contemporary scene in this slowly awakening old river town. If it’s true that a pre-digital stopped clock is right twice a day, when will New Albany learn to tell time?
Tuesday, October 02, 2012
2 - The editors recap last night's city council meeting via Twitter.
Begin at the bottom, and scroll up.
@jeffgillenwater Okay, we singlehandedly did the newspaper's job these last hours, and without malfunctioning popups. Time to sleep.
@jeffgillenwater It would be city's, so perhaps maintenance will be outsourced to Clean & Green. Foo foo design, much upkeep it would seem.
@newalbanian A very good question I've not heard asked out loud, especially given the current parks situation. Who controls and maintains?
@jeffgillenwater Am I being alarmist? If Rent Boy Pk is built as designed, we'll never maintain it correctly? Experience hath shown ...
@newalbanian There's a package deal, too, called the Park and Ride.
@newalbanian This bicentennial item will stir your soul deep within. And just might come with a centurian helmet attachment.
@jeffgillenwater Speak for yourself. I sold my soul for a free sidewalk, and all I got was this lousy bicentennial coloring book.
@jeffgillenwater Coffey once again had a positive spat differential. I never suspected how Price actually dragged Coffey down. Free at last.
@newalbanian All I know for sure is that least one item will take multiple D batteries.
@newalbanian We always thought it was us who'd get bought out. We were wrong. It was tonight's front row.
@jeffgillenwater Speaking of radical -- wink nudge -- don't forget my idea for logoed sales opportunities.
@newalbanian As was discussed during a piss, when Coffey sounds like the Dalai Lama as compared to the junta, something karmic is happening.
@jeffgillenwater It was riveting theater, for sure, providing a completely different Coup d'Geriatrique from previous years.
@newalbanian One day, we'll figure out that it's always the same people asking for public money and we socialists and radicals objecting.
@jeffgillenwater Then there was Bobcentennial Caesar, voting in favor for junta monies and his own insurance. Whatever became of "abstain?"
@newalbanian My prize goes to Mrs. England-- and Bob Caesar saying absolutely nothing during her performance.
@jeffgillenwater Of course, Shelle England's "all these junta folks with me cannot speak for themselves, so I won't, until I do" moment.
@jeffgillenwater Then there was Coffey explaining Landmarks' out turned pockets to Rev. Marshall.
@jeffgillenwater What was tonight's most revealing moment? We must consider KZ's "I'm a Republican, so I work 48 hours a day" routine.
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