Halfway there. Next?

On April 4, I observed the blessed absence of a remnant: There's another stump in heaven. The stump in question was whisked away the day before from the verge in front of the 1117 E Spring Street Neighborhood Association, and was replaced with a nice, fresh hole.

It's now two weeks later (April 19), and holes on all sides of it, up and down the street, gradually have been filled with saplings. 

Except for this one. Look familiar?

You know, I'm really starting to take this personally. It may be time to follow through with the long threatened condom machine.