Sunday, April 08, 2012

The 7th One Southern Indiana Kingpin for a Week has some cleaning up to do.

One Southern Indiana's latest short-term CEO has been on the job since Friday, but in deference to the holiday, we've waited until now to make the big announcement.


That's right, it's the Angry Easter Bunny, and can anyone guess why this most temporary of titular title occupants is so steamed?


The Angry Easter Bunny is red hot because the Ogle Foundation's Ohio River Bridge Project poll proved quite vividly that among others, 1Si, Kerry Stemler, the Bridges Authority, Ed Clere, Ron Grooms, Steve Stemler and St. Daniels himself have all been completely full of shit from the very start about the impact of bridge tolling on Hoosiers.

Even for a rabid rabbit, that's a huge load of smelly doo-doo to scoop, and the Angry Easter Bunny's week-long term at the 1Si helm is going to involve way more shoveling than planting painted eggs and fluffing the little kids.

Who will 1Si's kingpin be next week? Tune in on Friday, and we will gather at the river and listen to the oath of office that precedes the vacation that follows a whole week's vainglorious labor.

I would like to announce that I have accepted the post of CEO of One Southern Indiana. I regret that I have to step down on Monday. I treasure our time that we have worked together.

Previous weekly winners:

Sancho Panza
Sean Payton
Jethro Bodine
Rush Limbaugh
Vaughan Scott
Benny Breeze

And finally, thanks to K for the suggestion.

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