Friday, March 09, 2012

Kingpin for a Week, Part 3: This week's 1Si CEO is ...

The Wassmer error is over, and somewhere amid the solicitations for cell phone smut, One Southern Indiana has dusted off its craigslist help wanted posting. NAC is delighted to offer weekly headhunting assistance, because we're just community minded that way.

Who'll be the next hot seat occupant to take 1Si's oath of office?

I would like to announce that I have accepted the post of CEO of One Southern Indiana. I regret that I have to step down on Monday. I treasure our time that we have worked together.

Last week's winner was Vaughan Scott, and before that, Scott's pretend son, Benny Breeze, but they've both put in their time. Today’s choice as 1Si CEO for the week of March 9 - March 15, 2012 ...


 ... is none other than Rush Limbaugh.

With advertisers abandoning him left and right, Rush is on the verge of skint, but until the heat is off and the money returns, he has the perfect credentials for a week at One Southern Indiana. After all, 1Si venerates the model of politicization-masquerading-as-economic-development model offered by the US Chamber of Commerce, and in the past, Rush has defended the Chamber against the scurrilous attacks of Barack Obama. Rush, the US Chamber, Mitch Daniels -- why, they're so many peas in a pod, aren't they?

But Rush's 1Si tenure clock already is ticking down. Who will One Southern Indiana's kingpin be next week? Tune in, and we'll tell you.

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