BAYLOR: His nose knows tolls and polls
... I say this because Dalby’s miraculous election eve conversion to tender, merciful concern for the pocketbooks of Southern Indiana plebeians doesn’t just strain one’s credulity.
It splits, breaks, smashes, mangles, incinerates, lacerates and spits in the very eye of credulity. Let’s avoid that other nasty “L” word, and say merely that liberties with the truth are being taken. As such, kindly permit me to provide the sort of forensic evidence generally lacking when 1si’s dampened palm comes at you, outstretched.
New Albany is a state of mind … but whose? Since 2004, we’ve been observing the contemporary scene in this slowly awakening old river town. If it’s true that a pre-digital stopped clock is right twice a day, when will New Albany learn to tell time?
Thursday, October 21, 2010
Today's Tribune column: "His nose knows tolls and polls.”
Meanwhile, there'll by no Tiger tanks for the Ohio River Bridges Project. Evidently Commandante Stemler had intended to use them to cower us, setting up a possibly wonderful photo op: As in Prague, circa '68, I'd already plucked flowers to stuff in their barrels ... or up their ... well, you know what I mean.
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