I know it when I see it.

This is absolutely hilarious, at least you begin to consider the same gag in the context of New Albany, and, well, gag. Ewwwwww.

Thanks to T for both making and ruining my day.

Illinois Does A Few Adult Films To Make Ends Meet, from The Onion.

Officials said that since ending the 2010 fiscal year with a record $4.7 billion in unpaid bills, Illinois has been actively pursuing roles in sexually explicit direct-to-DVD features, but is only doing so until it can get back on its feet.